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[Basic] Guide to Getting Girls [Basic]

And, i suggest you re-read my guide because it is now about alot more then getting girls, he has just covered everything i have in a bigger font and colored it red, i am pushing to have this thread invalid on an application to become a UE.
-TB93
 
I am getting so fucking pissed.. Can you guys stop fucking flaming!?! Anyways I am fucking new to guide making. And I don't give a shit ban me! I ain't a no-life like you guys. Anyways I just wanted to see how many people would look at this. Because there no-life computer addicts that can't get a girl. So Fuck You Guys. If you don't like don't bother flaming then! Also Music Makes Me Pwn. Stop acting like you know everything of guides, ect.. Just because you are a User Education Team Member. Stop Flaming.And Say Atleast Yuo didn't know so good with yadayada or Maybe you should add yadayada. It's called being kind and saying isn't so good but nice try. Instead you got to flame up threads cause you need Post Counts. That's why you can't get girls you guys are haters and addicted to the computer bet you can't even get your fat asses off the chair. It's called get a life faggots.
 
Adsab said:
I am getting so fucking pissed.. Can you guys stop fucking flaming!?! Anyways I am fucking new to guide making. And I don't give a shit ban me! I ain't a no-life like you guys. Anyways I just wanted to see how many people would look at this. Because there no-life computer addicts that can't get a girl. So Fuck You Guys. If you don't like don't bother flaming then! Also Music Makes Me Pwn. Stop acting like you know everything of guides, ect.. Just because you are a User Education Team Member. Stop Flaming.And Say Atleast Yuo didn't know so good with yadayada or Maybe you should add yadayada. It's called being kind and saying isn't so good but nice try. Instead you got to flame up threads cause you need Post Counts. That's why you can't get girls you guys are haters and addicted to the computer bet you can't even get your fat asses off the chair. It's called get a life faggots.
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Your 13 years old.
You have no-life as proved by the RS stats in your siggy
We can flame all we want you guide ripper.
You have higher post counts then us = you are the fat ass on the chair
It is called a life, but yours is a shit one.

You are going to be banned for this and you know you will regret it tomorrow.

Oh, and saying 'fucking' 4 times and saying 'yadayada' twice makes you hard.
-TB93

And another thing, i am *NOT* fat and *DO* have a life, i have travelled the world, had a total of 17 relationships, my uncle owns over 47 birds of pray which will peck your eyes out on demand, we own a total of 4 houses around the world, and my uncle owns one of the largest villas in spain, we also own 2 sports cars and we bid you a happy day of envy, i will give you a nice little link to my photobucket if you need any form of proof.
 
Stop spamming =\, if you have an argument use PM.
 
Oh, and meet gloria btw

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guess who she is.

EDIT: more pictures

Me and my uncles get on a boat in the med, 3 weeks of sea, fishing, swimming and dolphins, im fat though, right? i will sink the ship, right?
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If you want, i could just get my uncle, the one at the back, who just got out of prison to come and jack you up, still a hard guy?
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This is me, doing my titanic in jamaica, ... the front of the ship will tip forward, right?
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Me one one of my uncles birds, they will be happy to come peck your eyes out
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Some more of the birds...
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View from my uncles villa, in spain...
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How could i possibly swim, i would drown?
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Approach to Gibraltar, not me of cause... couldnt be, im fat and cant get my fatty arse off the chair?
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Thats me ontop of Gibraltar
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Our dodge viper
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Me doing some archery in my uncles UK back garden, still fat?
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Despite it being the same sexy guy, in all images.. it cant be me, right?
Uber fail at you...
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HeavenLord said:
Are you gay? That girl is beautiful.
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Well, i think that is the first compliment i have ever heard from you, and for your sakes it proves to me you dont like the glory hole instead of the gloria.

Omg.. i laugh at my own jokes, but that one was good.
No, no.. seriously, thanks for the compliment, despite it not being *DIRECTLY* aimed at me
-TB93
 
I'm ignoring the past. I don't enjoy being in scruffs with people on the internet. Your gf is hot though.
 
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I'm sorry to say but this guides pretty bad..
Its to general, Pretty much everyone knows what you wrote, It has a bad organization and it is hard to read.
 
Um.. Music Make Me Pwn. I bet that's is just 2 hookers you picked up off the street that you pay $10 every hour. I bet you to scared to even get to second base with them. Tb29 I bet that is your sister and you paid her for pictures.

P.S. I bet you masterbate with them.

P.S.S. I have gotten layed 3 times so I wouldn't be talken.
 
You seriously fail, layed 3 times... your 13 for starters, sex with animals does not count.. of cause i fucking masterbate over pictures of my girlfriend, those *2 hookers* are actually cheerleaders, what would hookers be doing wearing ID's that have the title football (cheerleaders...) your avatar shows that your balls probably havnt dropped yet, my name is TB93 not 29.. He is not scared of getting to "third base" or whatever because, well its obvious why.. he had sex, no strings, i guess you have to get to the last base before you will ever have a chance of getting laid.

I advise you look around, every turns against the little noobs and you have been uber pwned...
Dont you have anything to say about the birds of pray in my pictures, are they hookers too, $10 an hour?

You seriously need to get a grip.
-TB93
 
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