Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Faskist]

FSM is incredibly juvenile.

 

[Shredderbeam]

FSM is incredibly juvenile.

I disagree. The concept makes an incredibly valid point.

 

[jebckr]

Pastafarianism and it's God, the FSM, is my religion. If you don't believe I'll be holding meetings to convert nonbelievers every 5 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. Please don't insult my religion or give me reasons as to its nonexistance. My parents told me about it so it must be real.

 

[Struck]

I believe you.

 

[Fouisgras]

All heil!

 

[rayden123]

I want to see some solid proof, before i start believing in this penis monster.

 

[Faskist]

I disagree. The concept makes an incredibly valid point.

It raises the point that most atheists are incredibly insecure, and think they're the first person ever to decide there is no God.

 

[Shredderbeam]

Well, I don't know if most Atheists are insecure. I have seen no data on that.

Technically, atheists are the first people to ever decide that there is no God. The first person who did not believe in the supernatural would be an Atheist, you see.

 

[jebckr]

It raises the point that most atheists are incredibly insecure, and think they're the first person ever to decide there is no God.

No, I realize that most poeple with half a brain through history figured it out before me.

And to call athiest insecure. The same thing could be said for religious people and you're ignorant if you don't realize that.

Let's compare:
Religion: Denies scientific logic (in most cases, I.E. cristianity) and chooses to believe in a higher being and life after death to help cope with the fears of and "end".

Athiests: choose to use logic and live with the idea that when you die you're done. It's not like that's an exciting idea, nothing about it is appealing (hence the reason for a smaller following). How is it insecure to believe in something that makes sense to you even if it isn't as appealing as religion?

 

[Cruel__Machine]

That picture is an idea of what the FSM would look like if it wasn't invisible. It is described in The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Oh, I get it now!
And here's how the God of Islam would look if He were a lion:

What sense does that hypothetical make?
Only goes to show how stupid follows of the FSM are...

Killing gay people? Are you a fucking nazi? The Church of FSM promotes bringing back a culture that died a long time ago, and you are suggesting killing people.

Is the FSM against murder? Where does it say that?

The human population has also been rising while global warming has been rising. Does that mean we should just start killing everyone? Good job being a fucking homophobe and singling out gay people, I bet you are a Christian.

Good point. It fucking proved my point...
you can correlate global warming to any arbitrary statistic, faglover.

 

[Shredderbeam]

Oh, I get it now!
And here's how the God of Islam would look if He were a lion:

What sense does that hypothetical make?
Only goes to show how stupid follows of the FSM are...

You are objectively wrong. It is pure genius.

Is the FSM against murder? Where does it say that?

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

 

[theincrediblehaxx0r]

Oh, I get it now!
And here's how the God of Islam would look if He were a lion:

What sense does that hypothetical make?
Only goes to show how stupid follows of the FSM are...

That is exactly what the God of Islam looks like, a ferocious, dangerous, killing beast. While His noodlyness looks like a gentle, loving creature.

Is the FSM against murder? Where does it say that?

Unlike Christians, Rastafarians are not that stupid to need someone to tell them that murder is bad.

Good point. It fucking proved my point...
you can correlate global warming to any arbitrary statistic, faglover.

You atheists have no morals, enjoy your stale beer and strippers with VD in hell. Remember, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you and only with His noodlyness will you gain an eternity in paradice with nice cold beer and strippers.

 

[Shredderbeam]

You atheists have no morals, enjoy your stale beer and strippers with VD in hell. Remember, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you and only with His noodlyness will you gain an eternity in paradice with nice cold beer and strippers.

Cruel isn't an Atheist. >.>

 

[theincrediblehaxx0r]

Cruel isn't an Atheist. >.>

Oh sorry, in my eyes, anyone who doesn't accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as his/her God is an atheist.

 

[Gerardcon]

Oh sorry, in my eyes, anyone who doesn't accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as his/her God is an atheist.

or a jew...

 

[Cruel__Machine]

That is exactly what the God of Islam looks like, a ferocious, dangerous, killing beast. While His noodlyness looks like a gentle, loving creature.

If we're going by looks, check out my god, the Mighty Panties:

Looks much more inviting than your God. And He is forever wore by our loli savior... and they are essentially one being, but not.

Unlike Christians, Rastafarians are not that stupid to need someone to tell them that murder is bad.

Yet stupid enough to believe it is without being told.

You atheists have no morals, enjoy your stale beer and strippers with VD in hell. Remember, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you and only with His noodlyness will you gain an eternity in paradice with nice cold beer and strippers.

I dislike both beer and strippers.

 

[Macroman]

If we're going by looks, check out my god, the Mighty Panties:

Looks much more inviting than your God. And He is forever wore by our loli savior... and they are essentially one being, but not.

Yet stupid enough to believe it is without being told.

I dislike both beer and strippers.

Cruel, GTFO and stop with your pedo shit.

 

[Faskist]

Well, I don't know if most Atheists are insecure. I have seen no data on that.

Technically, atheists are the first people to ever decide that there is no God. The first person who did not believe in the supernatural would be an Atheist, you see.

Reading comprehension, please.

No, I realize that most poeple with half a brain through history figured it out before me.

And to call athiest insecure. The same thing could be said for religious people and you're ignorant if you don't realize that.

Let's compare:
Religion: Denies scientific logic (in most cases, I.E. cristianity) and chooses to believe in a higher being and life after death to help cope with the fears of and "end".

Athiests: choose to use logic and live with the idea that when you die you're done. It's not like that's an exciting idea, nothing about it is appealing (hence the reason for a smaller following). How is it insecure to believe in something that makes sense to you even if it isn't as appealing as religion?

Let's compare:
Religion: Knows the difference between a theist and someone religious.

Atheists: Thinks "God" means "Abrahamic, sentient, personal God", thinks "theism" means "Christianity", thinks "theist" means "religious".

Your comparison is idiotic point-scoring.

 

[jebckr]

Reading comprehension, please.


Let's compare:
Religion: Knows the difference between a theist and someone religious.

Atheists: Thinks "God" means "Abrahamic, sentient, personal God", thinks "theism" means "Christianity", thinks "theist" means "religious".

Your comparison is idiotic point-scoring.

I'm sorry that I define religions to have religious people in it...

I know the differance in a theist and a religous person, but if I'm not mistaken they both agree that there is a God (be it to varying degrees of thought). This is the primary reason I find it as an ignorant belief. Yes ignorant. You're entitled to it, but I'm entitled to think what I want of it.

 

[Faskist]

I'm sorry that I define religions to have religious people in it...

I know the differance in a theist and a religous person, but if I'm not mistaken they both agree that there is a God (be it to varying degrees of thought). This is the primary reason I find it as an ignorant belief. Yes ignorant. You're entitled to it, but I'm entitled to think what I want of it.

You're avoiding my point, which was that your arguments equate all theists and agnostics with religious people, and that your stupid point-scoring isn't solving anything.

Atheism requires just as much faith as theism -- do you think the universe just popped into being because the laws of physics break down as we approach the dawn of time? That's a pretty big leap of faith right there.