Adventures of me and some fatass I made up!
ME: Faggot! Go eat a bus!!!
CORTLAND: B..Buh...But b..buses aaa...are che..c...c.....ch....ch....ch.....ewy.
ME: Smoke some of Jamieson's pubes, you'll get the munchies it'll help.
CORTLAND: J...J....Jack...J....ss....errr....Jackass...
ME: Then wash it down with some milk.
CORTLAND: I hh...hate mmmilk...
ME: Not the MCdonald's milk!
CORTLAND: Sh...shutup...S...Skinny bb...b...b...itch!
ME: You know what? Fuck the milk! Eat the whole damn cow!
CORTLAND: Oh...Oh...Okay. I...If you put it th..th...th....th....th...th...th...th....th...th...t...that w...way!
ME: *walking away* Fat sac of shit.