100 Ways to Get Kicked out of Walmart

http://smanked.com/100-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart

Lulz it's just like the other thread on "How to annoy someone".

This one is loads better though. ^_^

 

Alot of those are a good way of getting arrested.

 

Every time someone picks up an item say “THATS MINE!” take it, then put it back made my day ;D

 

Fill a shopping cart full of items, then go to cash register and spend 1/2 and hour searching in your wallet for money, then give all but 7 cents, then say that you know you have that in your pocket, search pocket for 5 minutes, then give up and tell the cashier to cancel the whole sale, and that Target has a better price anyway.

Lol I do this at my school canteen, I'm like can I buy please have 1 jaffa wait.... 2 jaffas wait no! 3 jaffas, after half an hour say, wait no thanks I thogot my wallet today. Everyone behind you gets pissed

 

These are always good, going to read now lol.
---- Lmao: Fill a shopping cart full of items, then go to cash register and spend 1/2 and hour searching in your wallet for money, then give all but 7 cents, then say that you know you have that in your pocket, search pocket for 5 minutes, then give up and tell the cashier to cancel the whole sale, and that Target has a better price anyway

 

I totally agree lol although it would be a good way to go out

 

Find a way behind the counter where the oranges are, and when someone reaches for one hand it to them from behind while wearing a gardening glove. Then say, “As close to the grove, as you can get.”

fucking halairious

 

Haha, I found this one on another site:
- Leave tissues dipped with mayonnaise on the floor. Tell your roommate's friends that he or she is disgusting. ([email protected] 10/23/99)

 

I accept what he said. x)

 

didn't make me laugh

 

Lol agreed with the other kid... most of those will get you arrested/fined :s

 

DIDN'T make you laugh?
I don't even know what walmart is tbh, as far as i know it's just another supermarket..

But still, They crack me up
Running around screaming "theres a bomb".. gotta try that when i have a stupid subject in school XD

 

Find a way behind the counter where the oranges are, and when someone reaches for one hand it to them from behind while wearing a gardening glove. Then say, “As close to the grove, as you can get.”

ill do that

and il hide behind clothes racks and say pick me

 

Some of them are pretty good, heard these before though

The hell:huh:

 

I don't even know what walmart is tbh, as far as i know it's just another supermarket..
-same we dont have walmart's,seven eleven's,but the best is that WE DONT HAVE BURGER KINGS ETC! like i have seen 1 mcdonald in my whole life.

 

Thats walmart

 

I shit my pants when I read this one!
Haha, GF!

 

Haha agreed, this is hilarious tho!

 

Just go into the grocery aisle and pour all the milk on the ground, that works better then any of these.

 

These are not even funny. This is like coming into the apple store and ejaculating on the macs.