I need help

I have this "hairy" problem. Im only 14 and I have lots of hair on my stomach. Its kinda embarrasing because there is a line of hair leading to my pubes. I think that like means, "Go here to enter the forest" If you know what i mean.

And my curly pubes sometime show, and thats bad since im going swimming tomoro with my aunts and cousins. I want to shave it but it itches soo bad.

help. Not a troll

 

So fucking shave. What's the problem?

 

This trick is really good and it actually works...
get some tomato sauce
some bread
some mustard
some ham
some lettuce
now, mix them together
and eat your sandwich.

 

Gravedig for the first post on page 1337 of the Spam Forum

 

I am fucking done.

Even a 14 year old should have some logic.

 

fucking phinal lol this brings back some memories of some total faggotry