[Contest] Why do you hate me? [RS pins for prize]

THREAD IS NOW CLOSED FOR NEW ENTRIES. FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE POSTING REASONS WHY YOU HATE ME OUT OF GOOD HUMOR : D

I WILL NOW BE PICKING OUT THE MOST WORTHY ENTRIES, THEN POSTING THEM IN A POLL, WHICH WILL DECIDE OUR WINNERS!

Rules

1. If you cuss excessively you will be disqualified (No F bombs, no more than 2 cuss words per sentence)
2. If you are disqualified, you cannot post another entry.
3. You may post up to 3 entries, after that no other entries will be considered for a prize.

PRIZES

After getting some decent responses, I will nominate the 5 best reasons/responses. I will then post those here in my first post, and after hearing some opinions, I will pick 3 winners.

The best flame will get 3 RS pins.
2nd place gets 2.
3rd place gets one.


Competitive quotes so far:

I do not support the following reason, yet am powerless to remove.

Let the flames begin.

 

because you touch yourself at night

 

Because I love you.

 

I hate you because you love me

 

Because you're a runefag

 

I hate you because you won't get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane.

that's below 2 right

 

Ya, the reason can be more than a sentence long, it just has to be 1 reason per entry

 

very nice, both on the account name and on the reason. well played

 

That's why.

Also because the false (I think?) accusations of you scamming are all I've seen in the Spam Forum the past three days. Even though I'm a newfag and don't come to the Spam Forum.

Oh, and like Skele said, you touch yourself at night.

 

Oh, and because your dumbass impostor never leaves me alone on MSN. Worst memory ever, he tries to scam me every day. So thanks a lot, asshole.

 

I missed seeing miley

 

I hate you because your a liar, also your a very talented deceitful social engineer. Although I do like your intellect, you shouldn't scam members of the community you love. I don't like the fact you deny the fact you lied about sending payment. But I do appreciate the way you can make these mods look like utter fools. I do hate the fact your better at kickboxing than me. Although im pretty sure i would kick your ass. Who would win a fight between plznate and whynate why?
Well rules-wise you would win, prison rules I'd eat you alive.

 

Hmm, I think that is not really one reason, so I wont count that as an entry. You need to define your reason more narrowly to 1 specifics reason.

 

Plznate I hate you because you are a scammer. A very good scammer. You use your social engineering techniques to manipulate your way into mass amounts of money, but the way you scam is so elusive and great that you can get away with it. The way you scammed Sebben was epic and that's why i hate you because i couldn't get away with it.

 

loled, but not an entry : p

 

Why so TWC?

 

I'm awesome

/thread

 

You edited your OP to fix the first reason I hate you, then you don't even add it to the competitive quotes? LOLUEMBARASSEDBRO?

 

I hate you because your an asshole.

 

Becuase you have a larger penis than me. No seriously have you seen your member its huge and veiny and everything mine is not. Those vein, well, there unreal bulginf from all angles as I, in the doogy position, look behind me and in slow motion see this slab of meat approaching my 'hole'. As the huge rounded head touchs my cheeks a swallow in fear and taste the unforgettable taste of your penis which has just been removed. As you enter me I wince in pain and writher in aony as your thrusts increase in speed and power. Soon I can no longer keep it inside me and scream out. Then my mother comes in and tells me I was having a bad dream.

TL;DR I hate you becasue I think your going to rape me.

(i need pin plz.)