Lord Give Me a Sign!!!!

My breasts are really quite small
One can hardly see them at all.
Many a prayer passed my lips,
But God thought I said hips,
Now my arse is the size of a mall.

 

ur a man wtf

 

owait didnt i sell you a gmauler for 2 pins?

 

Okay..

 

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men,
A football team . League or Union . I don't mind,
A determined man with plenty of gysm,
Broad shoulders. Hairy chest. And a tight behind.

Dear Santa,

I promise that I won't hurt them,
I just have a few games I'd like to play,
They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated,
And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day.

But Dear Santa,

If you can't provide any of the above,
Dear Santa. You've got such a kindly face,
Just harness up your reindeer to your sleigh Dear,
And drop on over . I'll be waiting at my place.

 

I <3 You guys! Anyone wanna be my friend