rape

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: fuck u
You: fukcu
Stranger: hey
Stranger: rape me
You: u betrr answe
You: ok
You: um
You: where u want
You: it
You: bich\
Stranger: thats not my choice you stupid rapist
You: it is if I SAY IT IS
Stranger: THATS WHY ITS CALLED A RAPE
You: IF I HAVE A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND I SAY DO YOU WANT IT IN UR ASS OR UR VAG
You: I CAN SAY WUT EVA THE FUK I WANT
Stranger: I WOULD SAY NEITHER, KIND SIR, PLEASE DON'T PUT 'IT' IN EITHER
You: CHOICE OR I DO BOTH
Stranger: I KIND OF FIGURED YOU WOULD DO BOTH REGARDLESS, PLUS MY MOUTH
You: NAH, TEETH CAUSE PAIN
You: ME NO LIEK PAIN
Stranger: I WOULDN'T BITE IF YOU HAD A GOD DAMN GUN AGAINST MY HEAD
You: IM SURE YOUD LIKE TO GET ONE LAST SHOT AT ME B4 U DIE
You: BITCH
Stranger: OH WELL IF YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME AFTERWARDS EITHER WAY, THEN YES
You: I DIDNT TELL U
Stranger: YOU IMPLIED IT
You: ANYWAY, I BET U STILL GOT THAT DAMN CARROT STUCK UP YO ASS FROM THE LAST GROCERY VISIT
You: SO ID HAVE LIMITED ROOM IN THE ANAL CAVITY
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!
You: I STALK MY VICTUMS FOR ATLEST 4 WEEKS IN ADVANCE
Stranger: BUT I WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD YOU TO RAPE ME, YOU WERE JUST BEING ANGRY BEFORE THAT
You: NO
You: I HAD THE THOUGHT IN MY MIND
You: EVERYONE WOMAN I MEET I ALWAYS THINK TO MY SELF HOW ITD FEEL TO RAPE THEM
You: EVERY WOMAN
Stranger: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DAMN IT
You: SOME BIG PEICE OF METAL KEEPS STOPPING MY DICK WHEN I TRY TO STICK IT IN THE SCREEN
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THATS MY DIAPHRAGM.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

So how'd it feel?

 

"electrifying!"