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Old 05-30-2011, 12:17 AM
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I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was.

My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father.

I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:23 AM
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damn son that story turned me on
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:26 AM
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:28 AM
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shit story
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:30 AM
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I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was.

My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father.

I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:31 AM
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:32 AM
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Actually, I GOT HER PREGNANT, and I'm your biological father.

(Don't worry my RSGP will support all of us son)
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:39 AM
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:45 AM
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Omfg Runescape Isnt Loading For Me And Im Getting Mad Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Withdrawls Omfg

Fuck You Internet Explorer Runescape Client
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:48 AM
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Nvm This Bitch Finally Loaded
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Old 05-30-2011, 01:21 AM
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lmfao @ coinshare
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Old 05-30-2011, 01:24 AM
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My sister is pregnant becuz i jaxed off on her pillow when i was smelling her panties does that mean im wierd?
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Old 05-30-2011, 01:41 AM
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OP has jokes guyz
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Old 05-30-2011, 11:19 AM
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If you cum to gay porn your sperm is automatically infertile. That's why you don't see gay guys dropping babies out their ass.

Coinshare is the dad.
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Old 05-30-2011, 11:28 AM
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Cool story bro.
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:35 PM
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I finally got 4 strength in Runescape, I don't know what happened, it took me 5 weeks to get it to 4.
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mother son porn, YES!!
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:46 PM
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didnt laugh till the rs acc part
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