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11-17-2011, 12:04 AM
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Notorious Sythe Drunkard
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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The 'police' just blocked my computer.
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Attention!
An operation of illegal activities has been detected.
The operating system has been blocked in connection with violations of the laws of the
Federal Republic of The Netherlands! Following violation was noted: Your IP address is with this IP, [IP ADRESS]
pages containing pornography, child pornography, bestiality and violence against children were visited.
Your computer also has video files with Pornographic content, elements of violence and child pornography!
There were also sent emails in the form of spam, with terrorist backgrounds.
This serves to lock the computer to stop your illegal activities.
[Computer related info]
To unlock the computer, you are obligated to pay a penalty of 100 Euro.
The payment must be made within 24 hours. If the payment is not made in the allotted time,
your hard disk will be irrevocably formatted (erased).
Payment is made by a Ukash coupon code in the amount of 100 Euro.
In order to be carried out the charge, please enter the purchased code into the payment box and
then press 0K (if you have multiple codes, enter this simply a sequence, then press OK)
Should the system report errors, you must send the code by email (removed).
After receipt of payment your computer within 24 hours re-opened.
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Fucking twats...I admid that it did scare me for a second or two.
Untill I realise I only browse for CP in chrome, and not IE 7 like they said.
So I removed the virus.
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[18:34] <Art> but we never get quality bands such as linkin park
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11-17-2011, 12:08 AM
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A$AP
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
"Hey, give us $100 and you can look at as much CP as you want!"
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11-17-2011, 12:37 AM
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Grand Master
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
So you actually did do all of that...
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11-17-2011, 12:46 AM
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Notorious Sythe Drunkard
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Hairy Nipples
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Yesh, but the cops needn't know that.
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Due to my personal hatred of Skype, I will rarely use it. Yet I have active imposters on Skype, ALWAYS request a PM!
The following Skype accounts are NOT owned by me: "yaroow.sythe" - "yaroowsythe"
[18:34] <Art> but we never get quality bands such as linkin park
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11-17-2011, 12:48 AM
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Guru
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Canada
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Wow TL;DR
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11-17-2011, 01:22 AM
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Leecher
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Join Date: May 2006
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
lol'd
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11-17-2011, 01:47 AM
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Grand Master
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Location: Kansas
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Screenies next time you go looking for CP and get one of these pl0x
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11-17-2011, 06:34 AM
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Notorious Sythe Drunkard
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
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Originally Posted by Meeder1
Screenies next time you go looking for CP and get one of these pl0x
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Seeing as my computer couldn;t do shit... I could take the screenshot, but not save it.
There's a few floating 'round on the web, google for "Metropolitan police virus" for an english version.
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Due to my personal hatred of Skype, I will rarely use it. Yet I have active imposters on Skype, ALWAYS request a PM!
The following Skype accounts are NOT owned by me: "yaroow.sythe" - "yaroowsythe"
[18:34] <Art> but we never get quality bands such as linkin park
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11-17-2011, 07:06 AM
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Skype: live:bas_24 |||350+ Vouches ||| 2000+ Fire Capes |||
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
next time use Tor browser? :p
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11-17-2011, 07:35 AM
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Grand Master
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
lol@u for getting caught
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11-17-2011, 09:22 AM
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***BUYING ALL BULK GOLD PM ME***
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Wait why are you looking at child porn? Don't apply to become a football coach at penn state
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11-17-2011, 03:12 PM
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Apprentice
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Posts: 790
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
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Originally Posted by Lucster
Wait why are you looking at child porn? Don't apply to become a football coach at penn state
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LOLOLOL
"Do you like young boys?""...Sexually?....Sexually?..I like young people i like to be around them..but uh no no Im not sexually attracted"
link me to sum gud cp
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11-18-2011, 03:44 PM
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Apprentice
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Location: NZ
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Your a looser for watching CP.
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11-19-2011, 03:08 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Hairy Testicles.
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Technically those photos of me are CP aren't they ?
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Love you hunny. xXx
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11-19-2011, 05:38 PM
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Active Member
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
haha fucking noob got caught
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11-19-2011, 05:49 PM
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Notorious Sythe Drunkard
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Georgia
Posts: 3,738
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
Don't mind me just getting my post count up.
and lol@theretardswhothinkyaroowwasacclookingupCP
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11-19-2011, 10:13 PM
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Leecher
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 10,861
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Re: The 'police' just blocked my computer.
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Originally Posted by yaroow's bitch
Technically those photos of me are CP aren't they ?
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yeah they are! but I say fuck the police! imma keep looking at your pictures.
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