loled at the rules of "07"

Jason_x · Feb 20, 2013

So every once in a great while someone on the runescape forums will hit me with something that grabs my attention long enough in a good way. This is one of those times. A guy by the name of "San" has decided to be satirical and explain the rules of the game in 07 and I mean most people wont give two shits, but I found it kinda funny.

While Jagex will be providing us with a perfect renewal of the content as it was in 2007, it is up to us players, the community, to ensure an accurate representation of the game. In this thread I will detail various Dos and Don’ts of how to behave, communicate and interact with your fellow players in this remake, and thus bring to life the long dead specimen that is the 2007 community. Please do post if you have any further suggestions!

1) “Noob” is to be restored in its position as the highest insult available.

2) The threat of being reported is the utmost threat one can make.

3) Castlewars must be packed in all worlds, with everyone at all times spamming “@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@” or variants thereof.

4) Should one notice a player that has transformed into a bunny, imp or sheep in Castlewars, one must follow them and ask incessantly “How do you become a bunny/imp/sheep?!?!” (delete as applicable). The bunny/imp/sheep is entitled to relish their position as “the balls” and may make humourous quips as they please.

5) Catherby fishing spots are to be a forum for only the finest banter one can produce, be this singing, discussing the current Champion’s League game or any recent topical news story.

6) Should one wish to bot (shame on you!), one must subscribe to the required Botter’s look: bald with a goatee, and green shirt/ trousers.

7) Should one wish to scam (shame on you!), there are a number of scams available: popular scams involve removing an item before clicking accept, free gem cutting and free armour trimming.

8) New players are fully entitled to follow around anyone of a higher level around and demand “Free stuff plz” or variants thereof.

9) Whichever server is elected to be the trading server must be full at all times, and falador gardens must be packed to the point that the FPS makes the game resemble a slide show.

10) All high levels are to be referred to as a “PC prod”.
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I will post a few more of them and probably just post a link to the thread since I didnt write these rules.

19-Feb-2013 23:34:34 Last edited on 20-Feb-2013 12:26:38 by San
11) The fornication-deprived amongst us may advertise their desire for a mate through means such as “Looking for gf” or “Press 123 to be my gf”.

12) The females/gender-confused males amongst our community may utilise the above advertisements as a means to acquire free stuff.

13) The price of unids (unidentified herbs, what later became grimy herbs) is 1k each and not a penny less.

14) Those who wear chainmail may be openly mocked (see rule #1) and/or stoned as they are inferior in every way to the plate armour wearers.

15) The Fremennik Trials quest requires a raw shark for completion. Nobody may happen to have one lying around their bank, and must therefore be seen standing in Catherby bank requesting to buy one for a minimum of 5k.

16) Each bank must have a minimum of one player advertising a bank sale.

17) If one grows tired of reciting the same trade offer over and over, one may add new life to their offer using devices such as “glow”, “wave” and “flash”.

19) If one should happen to fail in the production of a trade advert as per rule #17, they may be openly mocked and/or stoned.

20) Every world must have at least one player teleporting to Camelot, over and over again.

21) Should one be attempting to sell an item, it is NOT acceptable to set the price as “offer”.

22) If one is attempting to buy a dragon chain (RRP 30m) or similarly expensive item, one must expect to be inundated with trade offers asking to see the cash stack.

23) In an argument one is fully entitled to brag about their level 150 main. That, or one may claim to be Zezima.

24) One may earn a respectable profit by stealing from the silk stall in Ardougne, however one must be wary to wait the appropriate length of time before one sells it back to the stall owner.This may be accompanied with a quip regarding the stall owner’s stupidity.
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&#9829; Mtn Dew · Feb 20, 2013

bald with a goatee, and green shirt/ trousers. found my nostalgic look!

PIAV · Feb 20, 2013

This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen all day.

So true as well! haha

Jason_x · Feb 20, 2013

^Exactly it goes on for like 70 of them most of them nostalgically golden.

tMoon · Feb 20, 2013

It's all so fucking true xD

Wow, I may actually be a runefag for a little bit again.. Poor me.

Wolfdog · Feb 20, 2013

Tmoe said: ↑

It's all so fucking true xD

Wow, I may actually be a runefag for a little bit again.. Poor me.
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I can sympathize... 06/07 was one of the prime times for RS. The community and economy was still pretty good.

Whatsgood44 · Feb 20, 2013

I cant wait till it comes out

tMoon · Feb 20, 2013

Wolfdog said: ↑

I can sympathize... 06/07 was one of the prime times for RS. The community and economy was still pretty good.
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Now the economy is starting from scratch and will be interesting to see how it pans out.

Biggest thing is getting GP in the economy, not so much the items.

sheymyster · Feb 20, 2013

Oh man, was just a light chuckle until I got to rules 17 and 18. I shuttered at the thought of typing "falsh" instead of "flash" and just logging out in pure humiliation.

Pimpin · Feb 20, 2013

Oh wow, this has got to be the funniest runescape post I've ever seen. Oh the nostalgia..

Lame · Feb 20, 2013

OMG this is the most nostalgia ever! i read them all on the forum. Everything is 100% accurate!

Elena · Feb 20, 2013

I thought it was pretty funny it's going to be interesting to see how all of it plays out with brand new economy

Time To Buy · Feb 20, 2013

Those rules are an extremely accurate portrayal of the past

Jason_x · Feb 21, 2013

See the bad thing is I think he was trolling but at the same time he just made people want it more and I know what you mean by logging out in humiliation too lol.

@Elena I love the idea of a fresh economy.
gives people a reason to strive towards a common goal rather than against each other.

Humpo · Feb 21, 2013

Great read, makes me want to play now .

kerf · Feb 21, 2013

This one ha ha

4) Should one notice a player that has transformed into a bunny, imp or sheep in Castlewars, one must follow them and ask incessantly “How do you become a bunny/imp/sheep?!?!” (delete as applicable). The bunny/imp/sheep is entitled to relish their position as “the balls” and may make humourous quips as they please.
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Met some good friends while playing castlewars back then, 2 of which i've moved onto different games with and such, good times

king kong · Feb 21, 2013

hahaha good old days ! cant wait!

S l P · Feb 21, 2013

lol at rules 11 and 12

I_DONT_BOT · Feb 21, 2013

Noobs....

I'm waiting to go to any yew tree or all those trees in lummy and just see the green army slaving away. Oh hell.

Jason_x · Feb 21, 2013

I_DONT_BOT said: ↑

Noobs....

I'm waiting to go to any yew tree or all those trees in lummy and just see the green army slaving away. Oh hell.
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