Guide for ammature pot smokers.

[REASON]- Well, I was looking through the guides section.. it's great and all.
So I thought I'd post up this guide of mine. It's for all you stoners.. who are still smoking the good shit behind their parents backs. Or wanna give the green a go.

Hopefully this guide will educate you a bit on smokin' and NOT getting caught.
Whether it be in your parents house, or on the streets.
Where I come from its not a biggy.. people see you smokin' a J down the street and it comes under the normal category.. But for me, the biggy was smokn' in my parents house and getting away with it.. (early years).

[Getting it].

So.. even if your rents' know you smoke, or.. they don't know, or they suspect it.. hopefully this guide will help you out.
For me, when my parents made the ban.. I just contacted my dealer 'D'.. (Txt), and asked him to drop it off in the mail.. (Thats if your dealer delivers). So you go out and put the amount (cash) in the mailbox.. he takes it, 2 hours later you check the mail and theres your tinny.. or bag.
Thats a good one. Or you can simply just walk to the dealers house, and get it. This is a classic, when I was 14.. I asked my rents' to take me to my mates house because I owed him 10 dollars, so they dropped me off.. I walked in and I buy the tinny, walk back to the car.. and sweet as I just got a free ride to the tinny house.
Those ones worked for me.
(early years).

[Getting rid of the evidence].

Okay, so you'v got your tinny or baggy right.
You grab a seperate bag.. and now you'v got to go to the toilet.
Put the weed in your bag, put the weed bag or foil in the toilet.. and flush.
Sweet as bro.

[Smoking it].

This worked for me..
So you wanna get stoned.. You go for a walk to the diary and buy a drink or something. Get stoned, walk back and have a smoke or whatever.
Just sit and your room and lax out.
Or if you really parry out about your parents catchin' ya..
Just wait till they go to sleep man, easy.
Smoke it, listen to some music.. chill out.
Or.. just go out with your friends and smoke it up.
You could think of other ways too, just putting it in.
If you get really bloodshot eyes, just dont make eye contact.

[The streets].

Over here in down under, its cruisy.
You can walk past an old lady and she won't give a shit.
Lots of places are cool with it like that though..
I suggest just finding a chilled out quite spot and smoke it.
If your dumb enough to let the 911 catch you, GF.
Na common sence, just throw away the evidence and deny it till the end.








But yea, Im putting up pics later.
(Probably just my untensils.. Home made bongs.. pointers on that).
Not much use, but I suppose I will..
Most guides have em anyway.
Yehp, thats my guide.. or a few pointers anyways.

Most ammatures probably already have that fundamental knowledge.. but if you think weed's for you.. or you wanna try it out then I hope it helped.


Sweet as bro's..
Peace out..

'Sam.

 

1/10

That was all general knowledge and common sense.

Plus no pictures and bad spelling.

1/10 (barely deserved that)

 

meh i'd say it was a nice introductory...your slang really cuts away from the real message your trying to convey...

rents' could easily have been typed parents lol.

anyways. it wasn't a 1/10 bad...but 4/10 for me.

pictures, less slang, more than common knowledge, and a DESCRIPTION of what slang may be used.

 

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