Guide on how to play poker!

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Guide on how to play poker!
  1. Unread #1 - Aug 20, 2008 at 1:39 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Hello everyone. I am Jessica N and I am showing you how to play Texas Holdem poker!

    Texas Holdem Poker Key Terms

    1. Bluff - A bluff is when you try to get someone to think you have a great hand but you really have nothing good at all.

    2. Call - When you "Call" someone it means you bet what the other person bet before you did.

    3. Raise - When you "Raise" it means that you raise what has already been betted.

    4. Check - If you check it means you have nothing yet, but are looking to build something. NOTE: You can only check if no one bets.

    5. Fold- If you have a shitty hand, you fold and wait until the next round of cards come out.

    6. All In - All In is when you bet all your chips that you have something great or terrible.

    7. Cashing Out - Cashing Out is when you are done playing and you collect your money that you have either won or have left.

    8. Small Blind - A bet that you have to put out so you don't fold right away. Rotates around the table clockwise.

    9. Big Blind - Double the amount of the Small blind. Rotates around the table clockwise.


    Poker Hands from BEST TO WORST

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    Step 1: Look at the 2 cards the dealer gives to you, but don't show/tell anyone them.

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    Step 2: Check to see if you have anything good. Good = A pair, cards that go in sequence, the same suit.

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    Step 3: If you have something good you "Bet/Call", if you have something REALLY good you "Raise", if you have shit you "Fold". If you can "Check", you would check if you had an okay hand.

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    Step 4: The dealer adds three cards which is called the "Flop".

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    Step 5: If you have something good you "Bet/Call", if you have something REALLY good you "Raise", if you have shit you "Fold". If you can "Check", you would check if you had an okay hand.

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    Step 6: The dealer adds another card called the "Turn".

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    Step 7: If you have something good you "Bet/Call", if you have something REALLY good you "Raise", if you have shit you "Fold". If you can "Check", you would check if you had an okay hand.

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    Step 8: The dealer adds another card called the "River".


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    Step 9: If you have something good you "Bet/Call", if you have something REALLY good you "Raise", if you have shit you "Fold". If you can "Check", you would check if you had an okay hand.

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    Step 10: If other players continue to stay in the hand, you show your hands and see who has the best hand and who wins the pot.

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    Step 11: You start all over until you "Cash-Out" or win everyone's money or lose all your money.


    Please tell me what I can add to make this guide better.

    Hope this helped,
    Jessica N.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Aug 20, 2008 at 2:13 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Nice guide! 10/10 That helps out some people. I always thought it was straight was better than flush o_o
     
  5. Unread #3 - Aug 20, 2008 at 2:39 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    wow, you know nothing about poker
    you would check either way even if you did have a shitty hand
    you also wouldnt stay in if you had a 2 & 3 not suited, its about the same as getting a 6 and 10 not suited
    you probably have more uncorrect information, but i had to stop before i vomitted


    also, youre a guy

    EDIT: i was scrolling back up and i saw you said: "you can raise if you have a REALLY good hand"
    have you ever heard of being aggresive?? no you probably havent, you probably just went on fulltiltpoker.com and read the beginners manual
     
  7. Unread #4 - Aug 20, 2008 at 9:51 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Actually no. Play me in poker and lets see who wins. And STOP FLAMING ME saying I'm a guy. I'M NOT!

    EDIT: It's a guide for beginners not pros.
     
  9. Unread #5 - Aug 20, 2008 at 9:56 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    This is a good guide for beginners, nice use of pictures and detail. Well done, 8/10.
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Thank you :D
     
  13. Unread #7 - Aug 20, 2008 at 11:42 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Agreed, and Jessica if anyone is flaming you just tell me I'll take care of them.

    This is useful for starters, I'm always playing myspace poker like an idiot and I have no clue what to do. Thanks. 9/10.
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    You forgot blinds and its very and again very basic 7/10

    Jesus whats up with you moct this is all you do judge guides which you don't have a clue about and yet flame when your in the wrong.

    Who always plays a game when they can't play it properly, its like playing CSS but not having a clue on how to kill people also stop sucking up to jessica there's no proof if she/he's a man or woman until she/he proves it

    don't bother posting back (PM me)
     
  17. Unread #9 - Aug 20, 2008 at 12:51 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Nice Guide for Beginners. 8/10 :)
     
  19. Unread #10 - Aug 20, 2008 at 12:53 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Yawn, enough with your ranting.
    The guide is for beginners so that's how I will rate it.
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Yay, Now I know how to play poker before I just said random stuff when I had know clue what I was talking about... :p

    10/10 :)
     
  23. Unread #12 - Aug 20, 2008 at 1:14 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    I will add them.
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    I effing love poker! A very good guide for beginners
    Nice layout and good use of colorz
    9/10
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    You forgot to add the the river will always..always shaft you when you have a good hand.
     
  29. Unread #15 - Aug 20, 2008 at 8:57 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    good guide 10/10 hope this helps all the retards erm i mean begginers who dont know hwo to play poker.
     
  31. Unread #16 - Aug 20, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Thanks guys.

    EDIT: No I didn't forget to add it. It's been there the whole time.
     
  33. Unread #17 - Aug 21, 2008 at 11:43 AM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    You missed out the final step..

    Step 12: PROFIT!

    Hahaha!
     
  35. Unread #18 - Aug 21, 2008 at 1:56 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Uhm. Not really..
     
  37. Unread #19 - Aug 21, 2008 at 2:03 PM
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Wow! This is great! Ive watched casino royale and never understood anything about it and now I can! 9/10! As improvements can always be made but I like this guide!
     
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    Guide on how to play poker!

    Thanks :)
     
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