I has a fleshlight

My dressers are stuffed with playboys and..
ok better not say the last one
Zypur/Stefan Zypur.com Coming soon. says (10:33 PM):
DILDOS
*help Sean says (10:33 PM):
no
*help Sean says (10:34 PM):
the male equilivelant of a dildo
Zypur/Stefan Zypur.com Coming soon. says (10:34 PM):
CONDOMS

Billyy says (10:34 PM):
what the fuck
Zypur/Stefan Zypur.com Coming soon. says (10:34 PM):
UMM
PUSSIES
SEXDOLLS
*help Sean says (10:34 PM):
pussy part is close
Billyy says (10:34 PM):
is the male equivalen
of a dildo..
what the fuck
Zypur/Stefan Zypur.com Coming soon. says (10:34 PM):
A BTCH
Billyy says (10:34 PM):
pocket pussy
is what he has
*help Sean says (10:34 PM):
damn you billy
Zypur/Stefan Zypur.com Coming soon. says (10:34 PM):
Copypasta this into spam
lul

 

Oh yeah:

Code:

[B]Sean says:[/B]
It's like streaming porn
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
You can still download the HD version of the same video
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
but why the hell
[B]Billyy says:[/B]
you got all your cum built up inside that bugger?
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
it's called shoving tissues in there -.-
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
oh em gee
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
I wonder how much is on those tissues
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
they're like two months old
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
o.o
[B]Billyy says:[/B]
oh my fucking god..

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO

nonoononononoo

get that offfff

 

Get what off? This?

Code:

[B]Sean says:[/B]
It's like streaming porn
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
You can still download the HD version of the same video
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
but why the hell
[B]Billyy says:[/B]
you got all your cum built up inside that bugger?
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
it's called shoving tissues in there -.-
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
oh em gee
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
I wonder how much is on those tissues
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
they're like two months old
[B]*help Sean     says:[/B]
o.o
[B]Billyy says:[/B]
oh my fucking god..

 

pwn for trooth

 

Quoted for more truth.

 

do you really have a fleshlight? lol

 

You lucky son of a --.

Edit: Plus playboy magazines!??!? FFS

 

magazines?

wtf, herd of the internet?

 

cald streeming dood

 

lmfaooo

 

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he got has a trogan vires.