Slander/Libel thread - NO FLAMING

Here is the place to slander or libel any members of Sythe, WITHOUT flaming them.

I'll start: SMR got his position by bribing Sythe.

 

Joewnn is Asian.

 

OH SHI-

Resident funds the IRC by trafficking used dildos (ironic lol).

 

Cruel runs a foster home. That's how he gets most of his pictures.

 

^ This is supposed to be libel! Thats truth you hoe!

Mentis is the 3rd generation offspring of Mrs. Clause and the Cookie Monster.

 

Epic LuLz!

 

I get a secret salary that the rest of the staff don't know about, directly from Sythe's jerky-scamming business.

Oh, shi-

 

Sythe's "jerky" is actually made from pork, he was called 'Hitler 2'

 

Libel I tell you!

 

Nullware helped the US government spread crack into the African-American community to bring it down.

Also Shredder likes crack and he will not let me win arguments because idk.

butsecks.

 

Shawn_ pretends he is in the military.

 

It's more of a zoo than a foster home if you know what I mean.

 

I will not let you win an argument because I am always right.

The end.

 

libel!