ohh shit! i just found out my girlfriends pregnent!

omfg what i gunna do?!
my dad is pissed...
im only 16! what am i gunna do?
i need to find a job!
should i drop out or stay in school?!
omg this is happening so quick!
what should i do?!




plz post with ideas

 

Sell runescape characters to pay for your babies diapers/baby formula.

 

You wear a condom?

 

Quit lying over MMORPG cheating sites might be a start.

 

thanks so much!
most ppl will just ignor this thread!
but umm... i dont really have any good chars.
just got scammed my best one with over 5 99 stats. =[


anything else?

jobs that pay good that wud higher a 16 year old?

and shud i stay in school?!!?!?

 

I was just uh.. Joking..

Your serious?

Stay in school, ask your parents to help you out, if not, ask your grandparents, they never say no.

There aren't many jobs that pay well that would higher a high-school dropout.

If your smart, become a tutor they can make ~$35 an hour.

 

Stay in school, your grammar is horrific.

 

keep opinions like that off my thread and to yourself please.

 

coat hanger

 

thanks

 

Its a good idea though. If you quit lying (like you are in this thread) you wont need any solutions.

 

again shaka...
im not lieing however,
keep those kind of thaughts to yourself
im not asking for advice on am i lieing good enough.
because im not.


thanks anyway

 

Once you stop lying I will leave.

 

im sorry that you think im lieing.
im going to have to report you for spamming my thread if you continue
calling me names tho.
sorry

 

Uhh... This is the spam forum =s

 

Lying makes your penis shrink.

And I can spam all I want because I am me and you are not.

 

ok.
well im not lieing and thats ok i can say

 

my motto is coat hanger the bitch or ditch

In other words, give her a home abortion or just leave the bitch to raise a baby. Women are tools, you find brand new ones all the time. When your tool gets old or damaged, you throw it out.

 

Here is what you do.
Since your retarded, and knocked up some girl,
1) Pretend you dont know the hoe
"I hearyou knocked "whoever" up."
This is when you slit there throats, and shove them in a locker!

2) Quit school
Its okay if you cant afford anything, an your child goes to child services!

3) Suicide
If your out of options, and dont know what to do, Turn to god, and kill yourself!

4) Voodoo
Cant commit suicide quite yet?
Learn Voodoo, and let the demons carry your soul away

Options for Voodoo
White magic
Black magic (perferrd)
Red magic (perferd)
Purple magic <<<This will f*ck you up.


Hope it helps...friend..... lol

 

do you guys think this is a fuckin joke?!