The case against the Three Sixtay.

Not another console war thread! But this is different. In this post, I will not compare the consoles to say that one is better, I will look exclusively at the Three Sixtay and why it is terrible.


To start, there's DVD9. I've heard of exactly two things that DVD9 does: Make the most hyped games non HD, upscaled to 720p (Penis enables ten eighty peepee), and allow for 9gb of information on discs.

If someone made Three Sixtay Pong, it still wouldn't be any more than two bars and a dot (Also at Non-HD), because of DVD9. Furthermore, even if DVD9 forced every game to live up to the graphical minimum, there's still the problem that I've of course seen any discernible difference between 640p (Gaylo) and 1080p (NGS)

As for more information, how much information do you really need? I've always heard game companies say "DVD9 sucks penis, we can't fit shit onto it." And if that were the case, any game like that could easily just cut down on a less important feature, like paying fifty million dollars for pieces of exclusive content.

So all DVD9 really does is suck penis.


Another feature the Three Sixtay is often praised for is the XBL, it's sixty dollar a year online system. Aside from a web browser, which you have anyway if you're reading this, the XBL's features are mostly game-related, which isn't bad, it's good actually, but combined with my next point...


Games. Fun exclusive games are by far the most important aspect of ANY console. Many Three Sixtay fans will cite such games as Gaylo, Gaylords of War, and Gayshock, but those all suck (And if I say it, it must be true. Therefore, I am always right and those games all suck penis)
I can guarantee that any Three Sixtay game in existence is either not exclusive, not yet released, not fun, or not 1080p running at 60fps.

Thank you for reading my thread, The case against the Three Sixtay. I hope you enjoyed your stay, and remember, the Three Sixtay sucks penis.

 

Full support

 

The Three Sixtay sucks penis.

 

i likes the pee ess three better

 

I've never seen a Three Sixtay nor have I ever played ANY games for it.
But I can honestly say that based on the truth that all Three Sixtay games suck and therefore the Three Sixtay sucks.
Also, there are not such things as reviews and my life sucks.

kthnx.

 

Fixed.

 

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