Best Joke Eva!!!!! X)

A kid comes home from School and tells his dad " Hey dad I had sex with my teacher today"
The boys father says " congratulations son im so proud of you ill buy you whatever you want"
So the boy says that he wants a bike, so they go to the local store and the father buys him a bike
When they get home the dad asks his son if he wants to go ride his bike
And the boy says " I cant right now my butts still sore"

Heres another one if anyone is offended tell me and I will gladly remove it for you

Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road


Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt

 

More like the most disappointing joke ever.

 

Hm that was a pretty stupid joke.

 

just when I started to think people here got a sense of humor :/

 

My comment wasn't rude at all. If you got it, I was referring to most disappointing to the father. Anyways, my comment was full of win.

 

Ok ty for the comment

 

I liked.
And that's all that matters.

 

haha, I love jokes a bout gays lol.

10/10 sista

 

lol thanks for the comments guys

 

:\. Gay.

 

Not bad, but I heard it before through a different perspective.

A child runs home, with a smile on his face...and goes to his mom. When he gets there, he tells her the news.

"MOM! MOM! I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY!"

His mom is furious, with anger in her eyes.

She says, " Wow! And you're only 12? What's wrong with you mister? Go tell your father that NOW! Let's see what he thinks."

So the son runs to his dad, in the living room and tells him the news. After everything was said, his dad talks to him.

"Son, nice work. Thinking about doing it again?"

The son replies. "Yeah! But after my ass stops bleeding."

 

wow , thats sick , " my butts sore" rofl , hahahaha gay!

 

Funny joke lol

 

I liked both of those jokes. Good ones..

 

lol! that made me laugh thx

 

always a pleasure to make someone laugh

 

pretty funny but not like lol funny

 

That wasn't too mad. You made it up? If you did then good job. It was the best one I have heard all day, well at least on Sythe anyways.

 

I wouldn't call the boy gay at all......







































































I would call it gay rape!.... teachers these days...

Even though the little boy probably enjoyed it because he seemed to want to do it again

 

I lol'ed Nice joke