I got a vist from the fucking FBI!

Yeah, if you learn anything from this thread, it's that you should always use proxies if you're going to do something illicit on the internet.

First off, I'm not like a huge movie pirate or anything. This visit (and confiscation of my PC) was more about my affinity for child pornography, which, even though I am 15, is still very much illegal. (Thank God I don't turn 16 until October, or I might've been doing jail time.)

Anyway, here's how it happened; I got a call at about noon last saturday (six days ago) from my local police department. They said they needed to take my hard drive. They gave me a bunch of reasons, but the most dominant one was that they suspected I had downloaded child pornography.

So I do what any man would do; I frantically deleted everything illegal I could find on my computer before they showed up. Now, some of you might be asking, why didn't I format it or run a magnet over it? Well, because they were coming to get it immediately, so I only had maybe 15 or 20 minutes to work with, if that.

Anyway, they showed up, took my computer, and just fuckin' left like that. They didn't give me an estimate of how long it would take or anything. So I was left with my shitty 1.5 Ghz processor'ed laptop.

Now for the fun part. Six days later, that is, today, I got a knock on my door at about 11:00 am. It was a guy in a suit, shirt and tie, etc., basically exactly what you'd expect an FBI agent to look like, except he took off his sunglasses once he came inside, and was surprisingly polite, if a bit gruff.

So he sits down with me and starts asking me all about my past. He asks me to start with my childhood. I'm thinking, "what the fuck, does this asshole think he's a psychologist or something?"

Well, fuck it. If this'll keep me out of prison, I'll say anything to this asswipe. So I look him in the eyes, and start giving him the jist of my childhood. "In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days - chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys, that were up to no good, started causin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said 'you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.' I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin' and gave me my ticket, I put on my walkman and said I might as well kick it. First class yo, this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass! Is this what people of Bel-air livin' like? Hmm, this might be alright! I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, homes, smell you later!' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air."

 

LOL, interesting story, but it sure got interesting when you started telling the guy the "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" song.

 

You guyz dont know what a bel air is do u??

 

teh frsh princey of bel air tbh is teh leet

 

Lmfao was this even true?

 

The feds jacked my pc cause' they thought I had blueprints of terrorism plots.

 

I download child porn too!

 

If the story is true shit dude that stinks and if its not true dude idk what to say but that was some crazy shit you made up and its funny how you put the fresh prince theme song on there.

 

hell ya it was, the fresh prince of bel-air is a good show.

 

if this is true then your rights and constitutional amendment were violated.

Amendment IV (1791)
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

http://www.midnightbeach.com/jon/US-Constitution.htm#A1

ps: women with tits and hairy pussies generally fuck better my friend so maybe you should pick up some real porn and stop with that kiddy shit.

 

Yea, this is fake. You can tell by how he started singing the song

(Bel air'd means you got pranked right)? lOl

 

UH YOU FCKING DUR DUR DURS!

Bel air: when you make up a huge story only to sing the fresh price theme at the end.

 

o_o lmao you had me there untill you sang the song

 

they couldn't have taken his computer without a warrant.

 

Lol the moment i saw the title i was like hes doing a bel air again just like when you did the one about the concert rofl nice though

 

Damn my stupidity.

 

Aww, got me. :/

 

lmao i didnt catch on to the song, till bout half way ish thru i was beliving it!!!

 

huh I only do music, I cant find child porno though... but now i wont try to find it again lol

 

BAHAHA..

you all believed this?

First..

IT'S SLAVE..

comeon

Second.. IT'S THE SPAM FORUM...

Third...IT'S SLAVE..